February 09, 2007

Learning

Let's review what we've learned so far this week, shall we?

1) To become an astronaut, you apparently don't have to take any kind of psychological test to show you're not insane.
2) To become an astronaut, you don't have to be continent.
3) To some people, 12 weeks is equal to 3 months. Those people also think that a baker's dozen and the number twelve are identical.
4) Furniture won't ship from the East coast until the truck is 100% full. Please go out this weekend and buy about 2 grand worth of Baby's Dream furniture, preferably cribs. I'll let you know when the truck ships and then you can cancel your order so as not to have to actually receive and pay for the stuff.
5) A third man has entered the ring as the possible baby-daddy of Anna Nicole's infant. I can file that in the round file under "things that you hear once...and promptly forget."
6) It's not that hard to swaddle a baby. It's useful, and recommended.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swaddling rules! Evan was known as "Baby Burrito" for the first few months. Get those receving blankets ready!

February 12, 2007 12:11 PM  

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